We finally got to see the whales, yay! Having said that we didn't get to see all
that much of them. The water was choppy so they weren't really playing ball. We
saw them a few times but not close enough for snaps unfortunately. However, at
one point we were completely surrounded by hundreds (well maybe about 60) of
Spinner Dolphins. I liiike (Borat).
At one point I almost fell arse over
tit off the side of the boat were I was trying to get good pictures. To prevent
my death one of the crew kindly offered to take my camera and take the pictures
for me. I'm quite particular with my photographs, I hate shit pictures and I'm
under the illusion that no one can take better photos that me, so I trust no one
with my camera. I felt rude saying no so I just gave him it, but I knew it!! I'm
now left with pictures of the baron water, a cargo ship and two pictures of the
back of my head...???
After a munch and a nap we got on the bus to
Tangalle. The place we stayed in was lovely. It was all modern and open plan.
For £7 a night you can't go wrong. That night when we were heading out for food
we noticed on the roof of the house opposite there was about 10 to 12 monkeys
just chillin' out. Just as I was getting the camera out it started to rain so
they all started to squeak or whatever noises monkeys do and they all went off.
Was mad to see so many in an urban area.
Tangalle doesn't really seem
like a nice place. It has an uneasy feel to it. When a tuk tuk driver told us it
was a dangerous place and it's murder capital of Sri Lanka, I could believe him.
Nothing happened or no one said or did anything to make me feel that way, but
you know when you just get that feeling?
Despite this we still went walking
down pitch black back alleys to find a shop that sold booze. We found one, but
we couldn't get near for people. We decided to swerve it in the end because we
couldn't be arsed to wait. It was Friday night so everyone must have been
getting the drink in for the weekend. Either this or it's just a town of raging
alcoholics.
The next day we got a bus to Arugam Bay. Took about 7 hours
in total with one change. The first bus was so packed we had to stand for about
an hour. You can forget your tricep kickbacks and your bench press and all that,
trying to stand up on a Sri Lankan bus will sort your bingo wings out let me
tell ya. Whilst on the bus on the way here we noticed sign posts saying
elephants crossing. We had to swerve past one in the road and we saw 3 others, a
mum and 2 babies just relaxing on the road side. Mental.
When we got to
Arugam Bay it was night time so we pretty much went in the first hostel we came
across. Made a swift exit when I spotted mouse shit on the bed, and shall we say
man fluid on the sheets. I know they're hostels and I know we're paying next to
nothing, but you still expect a certain level of cleanliness. We moved on to a
place which was really cool. We stayed in a folly which is effectively a hut on
the beach. It was about the size of a really big bed and the whole floor was
mattress with cushions and pillows and it had saris for curtains. It was super
cosy and it was really peaceful going to sleep to the sound of the sea. It
wasn't practical for more than one night as it's basically camping, but it was
fun.
The place we're staying in now is fine, does the trick. Woke up this
morning to find a few mouse droppings on some of our stuff and on the
furnishings. I'm starting to think that maybe this area just has a problem with
mice. I don't mind the mouse here because the room is clean. I saw him today.
He's a ballsy fucker, he just waltzed in (not literally, that would be weird)
whilst I was tidying up my stuff. I've named him Dave.
Last night was
funny. We we're trying to figure out how to put the mosquito net up. The lady
had washed it and went out whilst we we're out, so because she couldn't get in
the room she left it on the chair outside for us. It was like the bloody Krypton
Factor. Took us ages to figure out. In the midst of things Lee was swinging off
the string that holds the 'squito net and he pulled it towards the fan (???) and
it snapped the string clean and got the other half all tangled in the propellers
and it sounded like the fan was going to explode. A piece of garden furniture
and some good balance got it fixed in the end.
Our place is right next to
the mosque. Didn't realise until I got woken up at sunrise to what I genuinely
thought was the beginning of 'Circle Of Life' from The Lion King. It wasn't
until I woke up a bit a few seconds later that I realised it was the geezer
calling people to mosque. He's going again now as I type. Annoying much??!!
Bec Dad and I could not stop laughing at this one - you do not realise how funny you are. We are both looking forward to the next instalment. love you loads xxxxx
ReplyDeleteBecci, Sophie said take a picture of Dave. Don't give your camera to another arse to take it. I agree on that matter, no one can take pictures for you.
ReplyDeleteLove the 'Circle of life'. Ever thought to hang out the window and sing back to the dude?
Like the idea of sorting out me good old bingo wings on the bus, much better than looking at sweaty fat geezers in the gym or even worse gym bunnies!! See you see elephants and I see bunnies!
Can't wait for the next instalment.
P.S. how did you not crack up at Lee with the mosquito net? I'm laughing and I didn't even see it.
Lots of love to you, Lee and Dave xx
Dave sounds like a bit of a legend if you ask me! Have you still not figured out how you can upload photos? Lots of love, kev and clare xxx
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